Saturday, May 1, 2010

Top 10 Bad Bitches (No Homo)

Eva Longoria (Desperate Housewives), Cocktail (from Ray-J), Brittanya (Rock Of Love), Kristin Cavallari (The Hills/Laguna Beach), Yasmin Deliz (Next Day Air), Monica Bellucci (Matrix & more), Cassie, Kourtney Kardashian, Kim Kardashian, & last but not least... The ONE&ONLY Nicki Minaj! (these are not in order)












Hands down, these are Hollywood's Baddest Bitches! Fuck what anyone else thinks..

TEAM SPEIDI!



I can't possibly express how happy I am for my favorite celebrity couple, Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag! At first, I wasn't sure if I liked them or not, but now I'm certain that I do because despite what every other asshole says, they're the definition of "real" to me. When it all comes down to it, they're who EVERYONE should want to be. They're bout their paper, they ride for each other at any cost, they're famous, they're rich, etc. But everyone hates them because they speak their mind & THEY'RE REAL.. But then again, the realest ones out there are ALWAYS the ones who get HATED ON. I don't agree with everything they do, but not everyone agrees with what I do either.. But I respect them because they speak on how they feel & THEY'RE GETTING PAID FOR IT! Keep up the good work Speidi! Keep holdin each other down, and keep sucking up all the publicity you possibly can.. I can't be mad at ya!

Kristin Cavallari Spotted Snorting Cocaine?





First off, I think this whole "Kristin's a druggie" thing has gone completely way too far and I think it all stems from jealousy. I mean, everyone saw the way Lo, Audrina (WHORE), and Stephanie talked shit on her on the episode where she woke up in the morning with sunglasses on. I mean, if this was me, I would of BEEN cussed these bitches out in the first place for rudely waking me up and THEN having little smart remarks about the whole situation. WTF?. So yeah, I think everyone needs to back up off my girl KC and recognize the fact that SHE IS a rich celebrity (and a grown ass woman) who has time to waste, so WHO GIVES A FUCK if she wastes her time snorting coke and getting drunk? And period point blank, it would be a different story if these bitches were trying to help the girl out, but they're being smart about it, therefor, I don't think they are. Obviously, they're trying to make a parody of her and that's FUCKED UP. Team Kristin all the way.. You will always be the baddest bitch on The Hills!

And BTW, the sun hurts my eyes too in the morning.. I can dig the sunglass thing!

GNC's 7-Day Whole Body Cleanse..



Okay, So I started GNC's "7-Day Whole Body Cleanse" & I've been feeling like complete shit ever since. First off, the whole point of the product is to cleanse your system out & eliminate all old/toxic waste that has been stuck in your body, which also means taking a shit atleast 3 times a day. Let's just say, I started this on Thursday, and I haven't taken a shit until today (with the help of 4 laxatives). I mean WTF? Oh well, might as well smoke some weed & get the fuck over it...